How I Use Twitter to Cheat on My Husband

I love Web 2.0 applications. Twitter is my absolute favorite. It has made it so much easier to communicate with my beau without anyone noticing – not even my Twitter followers.

Here’s how I do it…

My beau and I each have our own topics that we tweet about when we want to meet up.

Mine is coffee. His is a bad cell phone connection.

The beauty of it is that neither of them have anything to do with one another. PLUS they both fit into the type of sentiments that people type into Twitter.

Here is how we do it:

If I want to meet up, I tweet something like: “Can’t wake up – NEED coffee”

If he is able to meet me, he’ll tweet something like: “Found another dead zone on my cell network – can you hear me now?”

If he can’t meet me, he just won’t tweet.

We do the same type of thing when he wants to meet up. He tweets about a bad cell connection and if I can meet up, I tweet about coffee.

Then, we both head off to our favorite meeting place.

Looking at this NOBODY could possibly know that we’re talking to each other, let alone that we’re having an affair.

Here is why it works:

• It doesn’t appear that we’re interacting with each other
• We don’t call each other – so NO phone records link us
• We don’t email each other – so neither one of us has to worry about deleting emails
• Our computers show NO traces of our affair